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| Administrator | Aging has its drawbacks, but it's better than the alternative. | | |
| Administrator | The laws of physics insist that light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear to be bright, until you hear them speak | | |
| Administrator | Indecision may or may not be my problem. | | |
| Administrator | Give me ambiguity, or give me something else! | | |
| Administrator | Normalcy is a fallacy, propagated by the insecure. | | |
| Administrator | 60% of all statistics are made up on the spot. | | |
| Administrator | There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. -Frank Zappa | | |
| Administrator | Experience is what you get, when you didn’t get what you wanted. | | |
| Administrator | Tact, (n): The unsaid part of what you are thinking. | | |
| Administrator | The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. -Tacitus | | |
| Administrator | People separated from their history are easily persuaded. -Karl Marx | | |
| Administrator | Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. -Mark Twain | | |
| Administrator | Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. -Albert Einstein | | |
| Administrator | If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one? -Abraham Lincoln | | |
| Administrator | Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. -Albert Einstein | | |
| Administrator | "Great spirits have always encountered serious opposition from mediocre minds" - Albert Einstein | | |
| Administrator | Been there. Done that. Got the T-shirt. | | |
| Administrator | Vene, Vidi, Visa! We came, we saw, we shopped! | | |
| Administrator | Due to budget constraints; the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. | | |
| Administrator | Sure I like children. I just can't eat a whole one by myself. | | |
| Administrator | One thing men have learned from history, is that men learn nothing from history. | | |
| Administrator | Spell, (n): A period of time where a certain influence is brought to bear to accomplish a specific goal. | | |
| Stormm | It takes 42 muscles to frown...however, it only requires 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap somebody. | | |
| Stormm | "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time" -- Robin Williams | | |
| Stormm | If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. | | |
| Stormm | If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. | | |
| Seth | I can't wait for Hell to freeze over, because I'm going to have TONS of dates! | | |
| Jon | "LIFE IS NOT A JOURNEY TO THE GRAVE WITH THE INTENTION OF ARRIVING SAFELY IN A PRETTY AND WELL PRESERVED BODY, BUT RATHER TO SKID IN BROADSIDE, THOROUGHLY USED UP, TOTALLY WORN OUT, AND LOUDLY PROCLAIMING: WOW.... WHAT A RIDE !!!" | | |
| Merlinus Ambrosius | Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. - Max Frisch | | |
| James | "The entwives left us when they discovered that we had woodpeckers." -Treebeard, from Lord of the Rings | | |
| James | "Pissed off, I am! Kick your silly ass, I will!" -Yoda | | |
| Stormm | Try not to be so open minded that your brains slide out. | | |
| Stormm | Witches ride brooms because nature abhors a vaccuum. | | |
| Stormm | Hex Dump - noun - Where witches toss used curses. | | |
| Tori | SAXON VIOLENCE! | | |
| Stormm | Amo, amas, amat it again. | | |
| Harry | I have stared into the gaping maw of evil, and I have brought the Tic Tacs! | | |
| Seth | It's Evil, It's Diabolical..... It's LEMON SCENTED | | |
| Seth | "Life is like a sh*t sandwich, the more bread I've got the less sh*t I've got to eat"- Brian "W". Netzel | | |
| oxannamoon | I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. | | |
| oxannamoon | I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce. | | |
| oxannamoon | Love is, above all else, a gift of one's self. | | |
| oxannamoon | I like you...you remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. | | |
| oxannamoon | I have plenty of talent and vision, I just don't give a damn! | | |
| oxannamoon | I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth. | | |
| oxannamoon | It's a thankless job, but I have alot of Karma to burn off. | | |
| oxannamoon | Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. | | |
| oxannamoon | I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. | | |
| oxannamoon | Life is a roller coaster...try to eat a light lunch. | | |
| oxannamoon | No single raindrop thinks it is responsible for the flood. | | |
| oxannamoon | Men with piercings are better equipt for marriage. They've already experienced pain and bought jewelery. | | |
| Tori | "Those who attempt to control a storm are liable to get their roof ripped off" | | |
| Stormm | "I knew I had to get a divorce when my karma ran over her dogma." | | |
| oxannamoon | You are validating my inherent mistrust of people. | | |
| Stormm | Freedom: Not you. Not me. Not yet. -Stormm | | |
| oxannamoon | Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog of course, it's too dark to read. | | |
| Stormm | Never underestimate to power of stupid people in large groups. | | |
| Stormm | When all of the jobs are outsourced, we'll eat the rich. | | |
| Stormm | "Normal" is a setting on your washing machine. | | |
| oxannamoon | Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, as you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup! | | |
| oxannamoon | The truth is never pure and rarely simple - Oscar Wilde | | |
| Stormm | "If it's not one thing, it's your mother." -Sigmund Freud | | |
| Stormm | Stealing is illegal because the government hates competition. | | |
| Stormm | Polititians and diapers need to be changed for the same reasons. | | |
| Stormm | Jesus is coming. Look busy. | | |
| Stormm | Drugs lead nowhere... but it's the scenic route. | | |
| Stormm | ALL men are animals, but some make better pets. | | |
| Stormm | A nice @$$ should be seen and not heard. | | |
| Stormm | "I love God. It's his fans that give me the heebie jeebies." -Stormm | | |
| Stormm | Don't worry about what other people think. They don't do it often enough for it to matter. | | |
| Stormm | Just because you HAVE one, it doesn't mean you have to BE one. | | |
| Stormm | Laugh at your problems. Everyone else does. | | |
| Stormm | The more you complain, the longer God makes you live. | | |
| Stormm | I'm not perfect, but parts of me are incredible. | | |
| Stormm | I'm having an Out-Of-Money experience. | | |
| Stormm | We are spiritual beings having a human experience. | | |
| Stormm | Some of us drink deeply from the fountain of knowledge, and others just gargle and spit. | | |
| Stormm | My first wife was a paranoid dyslexic, and was always certain that she was following someone. | | |
| Melanie | The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon | | |
| Melanie | Inconceivable! | | |
| Stormm | One of the most disturbing lessons in arcane wisdom today is the knowledge that some dreams cannot be ignored for their reality and much of what we have taken for reality is merely the stuff of dreams. -Stormm | | |
| Melanie | I trust in my abilities, I just want more than they offer. | | |
| Melanie | Nooooo…we’re laughing *at* you. | | |
| Horuke | Civilized men are more discourteous than savages because they know they can be impolite without having their skulls split, as a general thing - R.E. Howard | | |
| Horuke | That only which we have within, can we see without. If we meet no Gods, it is because we harbor none. If there is a grandeur in you, you will find grandeur in porters and sweeps - Ralph Waldo Emerson. | | |
| Horuke | When the Gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers - Ocar Wilde | | |
| Horuke | Give a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life - Terry Pratchett | | |
| Horuke | "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know." - Ralph Waldo Emerson | | |
| oxannamoon | If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. | | |
| Horuke | They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance - Terry Pratchett | | |
| Horuke | People who are rather more than six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders often have uneventful journeys. People jump out at them from behind rocks then say things like, "Oh. Sorry. I thought you were someone else." - Terry Pratchett | | |
| Horuke | The truest measure of a society is how it treats its elderly, its pets, and its prisoners. | | |
| Horuke | The cyclone derives its powers from a calm center. So does a person. ~Norman Vincent Peale | | |
| Stormm | "Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." - Will Rogers | | |
| Stormm | When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before. - Mae West (1892 - 1980) | | |
| Stormm | If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow, sleep late. - Henny Youngman | | |
| Stormm | "Nobody realises that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Al Camus | | |
| Stormm | Don't be irreplaceable; if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. | | |
| Stormm | Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. | | |
| Stormm | Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. | | |
| Stormm | Writers make up lies to tell the truth. Politicians do so to cover it up. -V | | |
| Stormm | Magick - a generic word to describe forces and events not understood. | | |
| Stormm | "Cisterns contain: fountains overflow." -William Blake | | |
| Horuke | Just Because its big and scary doesn't mean you can't kick its ass | | |
| Stormm | It's not so much what you don't know that'll hurt you so much as what you know that just ain't so. -Mark Twain | | |
| Stormm | A government like ours is like a man pissing on your boots. Someone feels better, but it's not you. | | |
| Stormm | Finding accountability in government is like horse dung in the road. It ain't a horse, but you know that one was nearby. | | |
| Horuke | Common sense is not very common | | |
| Horuke | It is hard to free fools from the chains they revere. - Voltaire | | |
| Horuke | As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities. - Voltaire | | |
| Horuke | Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices. - Voltaire | | |
| Horuke | "What would Jesus do?" I've always found that comparison rather unfair. | | |
| Horuke | Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion. - Albert Einstein | | |
| Stormm | PETA is EVIL spelled... wrong. | | |
| Stormm | - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. | | |
| Stormm | - If at first you don't succeed, try management. | | |
| Stormm | - Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free. | | |
| Stormm | - Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself. | | |
| Horuke | Never believe someone who claims he doesn't exist. Because if he was right where would that put him? | | |
| Stormm | "Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." -Groucho Marx | | |
| Stormm | Dyslexics are teople poo. | | |
| Horuke | "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." George W. Bush | | |
| Stormm | Some of us are horizontally parked in a parallel universe. - Johnny Hart | | |
| Stormm | We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can't cope with is therefore your own problem. | | |
| Horuke | The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginningless time darkness thrives in the void but always yields to purifying light. | | |
| Horuke | "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people, and I require the same of them!" Clint Eastwood -- The Shootist | | |
| Horuke | I know and am convinced by the Lord Jesus that there is nothing unclean of itself; but to him who considers anything to be unclean, to him it is unclean. Yet if your brother is grieved because of your food, you are no longer walking in love. Do not destroy with your food the one for whom Christ died. Romans 14-15. | | |
| Stormm | "The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who would do evil, but because of those who would look on and do nothing." -Albert Einstein | | |
| Stormm | "Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers, but to be fearless in facing them." - Rabindranath Tagore | | |
| Horuke | Apophenia: the seeing patterns or connections in random or meaningless data. | | |
| Stormm | Threefold Law- A wise witch never wastes a curse when karma will more than suffice. | | |
| Stormm | The difference between a wise man and a fool, is that a fool learns nothing from his mistakes. | | |
| Stormm | "Heck" is where people go, who don't believe in Gosh. | | |
| Stormm | "The cruelest lies are often told in silence." -Robert Louis Stephenson | | |
| Jon | Its like wearing your left shoe on the wrong foot...ya know, nothing feels right about that | | |
| Stormm | Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled. | | |
| Stormm | Never trust luck when you're depending on it. | | |
| Stormm | "Stupid" is a condition. "Ignorance" is a choice. | | |
| Stormm | I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. | | |
| Stormm | Fat people are harder to kidnap. | | |
| Stormm | I'm all for the seperation of church and hate. | | |
| Stormm | Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. | | |
| Stormm | We don't just "survive the storms" here. We harness the Lightening while we dance in the rain! | | |
| Stormm | "Moral indignation is jealously with a halo." | | |
| Horuke | The more we wany from the Government the more the Government wants from us. | | |
| Stormm | There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Hamlet Act 1, scene 5 | | |
| Stormm | It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. -Sam Levenson | | |
| Administrator | No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery. | | |
| Administrator | I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. | | |
| Administrator | Internet Forum Advisory: Don't join dangerous cults: Always practice safe sects. | | |
| Stormm | Politicians make assets out of their lie-abilities. | | |
| Stormm | My take-home pay can hardly survive the trip. | | |
| Stormm | I had a misspent youth and I'm not exactly getting a bargain on my adulthood either. | | |
| Stormm | Democracy is 2 wolves and a rabbit voting on what's for lunch. In a republic, the rabbit has a gun. -Ben Franklin | | |
| Stormm | Getting married is like a tornado. Starts off with allot of sucking and blowing and when its over, you've lost your house and car! | | |
| Stormm | Have you ever woken up covered in KY Jelly and Fruity Pebbles.. Wondering what exactly you did last night? | | |
| Stormm | We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse. ~Author Unknown | | |
| Stormm | If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them." Dalai Lama quotes | | |
| Stormm | TRY NOT TO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY ITS NOT LIKE ANY OF US ARE GETTING OUT ALIVE ANYWAY. | | |
| Stormm | Thought of the day...Do cats ever do it doggy style??? | | |
| Stormm | In a recent survey into blow jobs, and why men like them so much 6% liked the feeling, 12%liked the excitement and 82% just like the peace and quiet | | |
| Stormm | I am not aging... I am ripening to perfection :D | | |
| Stormm | "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." - Mark Twain | | |
| Stormm | "I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it." - Charles M. Schulz | | |
| Stormm | "A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it." - Henry Ford | | |
| Stormm | The Spanish Guitar, invented by the Spanish, of course. In it's clear tones and craftsmanship it reflects the Spaniard's great love of music and incredible contempt for cats. | | |
| Stormm | I got some new deodorant, the instructions said "REMOVE CAP AND PUSH UP BOTTOM". I can barely walk but when I fart it smells amazing !!! | | |
| Administrator | All extremists should be taken out and shot. | | |
| Administrator | If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple car payments. | | |
| Administrator | Join the Army! Travel to far off exotic lands. Meet exciting and unusual people and kill them. | | |
| Administrator | For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but the phone calls start to taper off. | | |
| Administrator | The philosophy of Western Civilization: 100,000 lemmings can't be wrong. | | |
| Administrator | Dead people are cool. -Rob Zombie | | |
| Administrator | Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. | | |
| Administrator | We are the people our parents warned us about. | | |
| Administrator | Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you. | | |
| Administrator | There is nothing friendlier than a wet dog. | | |
| Administrator | History repeats itself. It has to, no-one listens. | | |
| Administrator | When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, pee in it, and serve it to the people that piss you off. | | |
| Administrator | The gene pool could use a little chlorine. | | |
| Administrator | The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. | | |
| Administrator | Nobody's perfect... well, there was this guy, but we killed him. | | |
| Administrator | I said "NO" to drugs! But they just wouldn't listen. | | |
| Administrator | God made pot... Man made beer... Who do you trust? | | |
| Administrator | If the world didn't suck we would all fall off! | | |
| Administrator | "I have a genetic abnormality generally considered to be asscociated with high rates of certain socially abhorrent behaviors: I am male." | | |
| Administrator | "Tell a man there are 4 billion stars in the sky, and he'll believe you, but tell him the paint is wet, and he still has to touch it" | | |
| Administrator | Childhood ends when you find out there are no monsters in your closet........and that they are really walking the streets. | | |
| Administrator | All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country. | | |
| Administrator | You can't run from death forever.... but you can make the bastard work for it. | | |
| Administrator | Poverty doesn't buy happiness either. | | |
| Administrator | The difference between a democracy and a dictatorship is that in a democracy you vote first and take orders later; in a dictatorship you don't have to waste your time voting. | | |
| Stormm | If Government is the answer, it was a STUPID question! | | |
| Stormm | "When the People fear their Government, there is Tyranny. When the Government fears the People, there is LIBERTY." -Thomas Jefferson | | |
| Stormm | We kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong. | | |
| Stormm | When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I ask why the poor have no food, they call me a Communist. | | |
| Stormm | I think, therefore we have nothing in common. | | |
| Stormm | "If Tyrrany and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." -James Madison | | |
